Finallyness!

After several accounts I think I will finally keep this one. (Weh?)

And also because i have so much in my mind right now. I seriously need an outlet.

Let's get to it!

I hate my officemate! I forget important things because I constantly think of how he makes me hate going to work. Grrrness. He will just get on your nerves. He will haunt you, he will eat you alive. Hehe joke. Or will he?

His name is JM. The yaman-yamanan JM. Well, let me explain first.

I am officer-officeran in our teeny tiny company. It's my job to ensure that people work and other things. They are like kids who need constant reminding.

"O magtrabaho."

"O wag mag-browse ng porn." (hihi)

"O wag maarte." They are so maarte. Like, they like, they're like, don't like, smells like. Hahaha. (Mali, mali naman grammar nila mapuna sila sa iba... Yup, it's also my job to ensure they don't give away our location by making sure na hindi kaengengengeng their English. (",) )

"O wag lumulusot pa." Lulusot pa e, with their mga palusots. What's funny is that they think they are cleverer than you.

Ooops... Si JM nga lang ba? Bakit they ako ng they?! Hahaha... Ok I'll admit it. They're more than one but I think JM highlights other people's bad side. He brings out the bad in them. Coz except JM, they can be sometimes sad (cough cough old), este sweet.

Don't get me wrong you reader. I'm nice (kuu, nagpapaliwanag pa). The majority of my officemates love me. They get me, I get them. We’re friends, barkada ba? After all, I'm a nice and great friend. Papautangin kita kung may cash ako. Why not? Gigising ako in the middle of the night pag may problema ka. Sasamahan kita kahit pa magalit si cute kong bf kung kailangan mo ko. Pero kung trabaho, trabaho. If you don't get that, bahala ka sa buhay mo.

I think that they don't get it (puro get get get, aw?!)They were given the freedom to do whatever they want and they abused it. They are starting to resent that they are doing their jobs. (To them:) Hello, it's your job to work kaya. You are paid to work. So if you're requested to work don't give me a bitchesang answer. Nahahalata na hindi ka straight with your bitchesang attitude. Shoot, I let out a secret…

Oo na. You have problems eklaver. Boohoo. I too have problems, believe me (I just don't bitch about it everyday, no, I don’t bitch about it at all, dito lang hahaha), pero is it too much to ask to just do what you're supposed to do?

Uber negativeness lang ang dating nila sa ibang mga kaopisinang gusto lang ng simpleng work life. People are thinking of getting out because of them. If you have that kind of effect on people, nakakatulog ka pa ba?

They assume, they demand, their negative, they bitch a lot. E hindi naman sila performers, hindi naman sila magagaling. Ang aarrte pa (shempre double r)! Payaman effect to everyone, seriously. Pero yung mga pinagpapayabangan naman nila ang mga inuutangan nila. At hindi naman sila kagagandang tao kung makapanlait ng ibang officemates, ganun ganon na lang.

Sometimes I want to be brutally honest and say bitchesang things (kaya lang I’m wholesome). And sometimes I just want to let them be so they will not affect me. But I can't stand the way they bash our other officemates I consider as friends, the company, the job and our bosses. I mean we can sometimes hate our bosses but they are our bosses and it's their job to make us sometimes hate them but we should also respect them kasi they are the owners of the company. With the way they have treated us for the past years I think they deserve so much more pa nga other than what we're just supposed to do. My hellmates don't effin realize it kasi. They think they are so kawawa because they are not allowed to text and call people during work hours, not allowed to browse porn (hihi talaga), not allowed to chat, not allowed to have breaks forever, blah blah blah.

Yoko na, lech. Paunahan na lang mag-hanap ng bagong work o. Sayang I like pa naman what I'm doing. Good morning Saturday!